And so orientation went normal,met up with the same group of friends that I went with to camp. Thought we could get our previous leader too cos we were one pact ready,but can't. So the day went like any other orientation. Played games and such. Then got coupons for lunch. Which I stole more. Haha. Yup.
Going home time was dreadful. Boring. I slept while the dude talked,When dismissed,I met some friends and eat at ArtBites cafe with 18dollars of free coupons for food. There all went as per normal,ate Lasagna yup.Nothing great bout theirs,It cost 6dollars.
After eating I slacked about there,and saw a girl who was wearing jeans. Best part. There was an 8cm cut directly at the butt area. She wearing blue insides. Haha. I kept laughing till I cried and stomach pain. Then a friend came up with an idea to tell her. I know she was gonna get embarrassed,but that's the fun part. Conversation went like this...
Girl(G): (Ordering food,I was laughing like hell behind her)
G:(Turning to leave.)
Zaf(Z):Excuse me.
(No reply)
Z: EXCUSE ME
(She turns around)
Z:Your..hehehe...pants are...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TORN!!!!
(Girl smirks at me and turns to friend to double check)
Girl's Friend(GF):Eh,ade ar! (Eh,Have!
G:(Calm face,touches her butt to check. Only to realise its true. Face changes like hell. Shocked. Super Shocked! Mouth ajar!)
Z:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!(Couldn't act calm. Most in the cafe turned to look at her.)
(Cafe filled with giggles and laughter.)
Z:(Running out of cafe)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!OH MY GOD ITS BLUE!
I ran out of the cafe laughing like Hell,as if I was high on laughing gas. Worst laugh I ever had,I fell on the floor laughing. Rolled about. Stomach pain,crying again. Gosh! Stupid girl. Have lousy friends Won't tell her shit. Or did they not realise?
Got some pics of it. Ask me I show you,I wont post it. Lousy camera quality. Laughed all the way to the Ez-link collection point. Teachers ask why? I Re-enact the story. Haha!
Yup,I guess thats it. And I'm out of cash again because of the concession and registration for card. Altogether 60dollars. Wth. Singapore transport scammers. See ya!
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